It’s great to be in a relationship, especially on Valentine’s Day. But if you’re not, don’t worry!
Here are the things that you could have done with your girlfriends instead:
- Eat edibles and laugh uncontrollably while acting out monologues in different wigs
- Watch endless reels of fat babies falling on the bed
- Talk about all the guys that never made you orgasm
- Eat copious amounts of food and fart as much as you want
- Watch Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
- Drink wine, shove a brownie in your mouth, and simultaneously complain about pandemic pounds
- Do the Megan Thee Stallion Body dance while you force your friends to record you
- Read group text chains from your family in a thick Long Island accent
- And perhaps best of all, PLAN YOUR SUMMER ROAD TRIP!
