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Comedy Aficionado,
Keeping It Real

Read At Your Own Risk,
Not for the Easily Offended

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I’m a New Yorker that Keeps It Real

I promise to keep it real if you do! Let’s laugh through this life together.

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“She keeps it real in the kindest, funniest way…”

Danit is one of the funniest people I know and her relationship advice is invaluable. I don’t know what I enjoy more, going to her standup shows, where I laugh my face off or chatting to her about relationships. In both cases, she always keeps it real in the kindest & funniest way. She knows NYC inside and out, understands what is being said “between the lines” and uses both of these skills in her stand up and advice. Get a little Danit in your life and wonder why the rest of your friends are so boring.

Joanna Tiger

“Raised over $125,000 in a little over one week…”

Danit’s big heart led her to reach out about a community fundraising project she had in mind. After a quick brainstorm, we set ourselves a goal of raising $5,000 in seven days. Her motivation and dedication inspired the expansion of the operation, and with a little help from more friends, a grassroots campaign was launched and $125,000 raised in a little over one week was the result. Thank you Danit for the inspiration!

– Long time friend that shall remain anonymous

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