Here are the ways you can tell that you’re truly in a real pandemic fatigue just like me:

  • You call your body pillow your boyfriend
  • You’re actually happy when the super knocks on your door
  • You enjoy slow walkers so you can feel close to someone
  • Your jeans are the closest skin to skin contact you’ve had
  • You can’t fit into any of your work clothes
  • You are excited when you get a dick pic on a dating app
  • You say good morning to your plants
  • You’re actually considering getting a dog
  • Getting knocked up by a stranger doesn’t seem so bad