Here are the ways you can tell that you’re truly in a real pandemic fatigue just like me:
- You call your body pillow your boyfriend
- You’re actually happy when the super knocks on your door
- You enjoy slow walkers so you can feel close to someone
- Your jeans are the closest skin to skin contact you’ve had
- You can’t fit into any of your work clothes
- You are excited when you get a dick pic on a dating app
- You say good morning to your plants
- You’re actually considering getting a dog
- Getting knocked up by a stranger doesn’t seem so bad
