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The Blog
[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.25″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_blog excerpt_length=”200″ show_more=”on” show_author=”off” module_class=”image-on-the-left” _builder_version=”4.0.6″ body_font=”||||||||” body_text_color=”#000000″ meta_font=”||||||||” meta_text_color=”#000000″ read_more_font=”|700||on|||||” read_more_text_color=”#7dccbf”][/et_pb_blog][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.0.6″ background_color=”#000000″ global_module=”534″][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ make_equal=”on” _builder_version=”4.0.6″ custom_padding=”0px||0px||true|”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.0.6″][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.0.6″ text_font=”|||on|||||” text_font_size=”20px” text_letter_spacing=”10px” text_orientation=”center” background_layout=”dark”]DANIT SIBS
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[/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.0.6″ text_font=”||||||||” text_orientation=”center” background_layout=”dark”]I’ve known Danit since college so I’ve been laughing at her jokes and overall ridiculousness since 2001. We were even roommates when we worked at the same office in 2010. She used to crack jokes about my roach situation. It’s thanks to her that I finally got that under control. I was tired of being the butt end of a roach motel joke. Danit has the best dick jokes and it’s probably cause she’s a dick expert. I hope my daughter grows up to know half as much about dick as Danit. She’s a real role model for young women everywhere. I’ve taken friends and family to see her do stand-up and it’s becoming abundantly clear that she won’t stop so there’s nothing left to do but support her hilarious dream.
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