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Well, here we are people. Nothing has changed. We are still stuck at home. If you’re like me, you’ve already been isolated inside for over six weeks. So, how do we get through this time and get some laughs going?! Here are some suggestions, my dear friends!
You must watch the new season of Real Housewives of New York on Bravo! I don’t care who you are and who you think you’re better than, because you’re not. This season is comedy gold. Sonja Morgan has brought her A game and she is not holding back. I’ll rub my belly against Sonja’s any day. Also, we have a new cast member by the name of Leah, who is shining light in these dark times. I mean, we would without a doubt, be friends in real life. I have this vision of my best friend and I waiting outside a bar as Leah’s uber pulls up. She gets out of the uber, looks us up and down, and screams “What are you waiting for?! Get inside the bar bitches!” Leah, are you reading this?! We live in NYC so let’s make that happen when this is all over!
Get a blow up hamster wheel. As a 5’9” lady myself, it was quite the feat to try it. It is just not meant for an actual tall adult. Save that hamster wheel for the children like my 10-year-old nephew, but have a few good laughs as you try to fold your adult body into it.
Another must watch is the new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days on TLC. Again, do not sit there pretending like you are better than this. Believe me, you are not. This is quarantine and you need to see some bigger trainwrecks. Please watch as Big Ed pours mayonnaise in his hair and “showers” with his girlfriend’s father while a rat watches on the side. Take a look at Yolanda’s daughter’s face as she says for the hundredth time that she believes Williams’ account was hacked. Sneak a peek as puffy Darcey cries her eyes out for a fourth season over another failed relationship. Observe how Stephanie and Erika basically hate each other at first sight. And please, don’t stop watching until you see David try to find Lana, the Russian bot, and demand that their 7-year “relationship” be consummated.
Try to learn how to Tik Tok. Oh, this is a challenge my friends. I still can’t quite get it down right. But what I can do, is lip sync to Gavin Degraw songs while using the makeup filter hoping that he falls in love with me.
Finally, watch your friend take his shirt off on a group zoom. While this may not bring enough laughs and only bring on more frightened faces, it will certainly leave you with some kind of feeling. Nipples on zoom?! Nah, I didn’t think so either.
Well cheers to the weekend my beautiful blog-reading babies. Lift up that glass of whatever alcohol you’re chugging to get you through this and toast to having some laughs because that is just the only way to deal right now. Text me, email me, message me, follow me. Love you all!
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